Yesterday I Gave Away My Brother

My brother's nice to everyone else.

But he's never nice to me.

He puts worms on my head and frogs in my bed.

He's painted my glasses, now I can't see.↻ Chorus

My brother treats me like his punching bag

Whenever he gets mad.

He always thinks he knows it all.

Now he's the best enemy I've ever had.↻ Chorus

My brother borrows all my favorite toys

And never wants to give them back.

But when I ask to use something of his,

He always says: "Get lost!"↻ Chorus

My brother's gone now and I'm not sure

That this is how it ought to be.

It's quiet and dull around the house.

Now I kind of miss my brother bothering me.