The Vegetarian Barbeque Moose
Chorus
Look out campers. Here comes Bruce
The happy vegetarian barbeque moose.
He likes the leaves on the trees and the green, green moss.
But his own way of course.
He likes it all with barbecue sauce.
In the State of Maine, way up North.
A herd of moose came marching forth.
It's early in the morning and it's time to eat.
One bull moose wants a special treat.
One bull moose wants a special treat.↻ Chorus
Campers watch and wait each day
To see if Bruce will come their way.
They hide in tents and stay real still
While Bruce licks the sauce from the barbeque grill.
Bruce licks the sauce from the barbeque grill.↻ Chorus
Now the campers come from near and far with
Barbeque Sauce in a special jar.
For the big bull moose who comes each day
And likes his vegetation his own way.
And likes his vegetation his very own way.↻ Chorus
Bridge
We feed hay to the horse and
Carrots to the rabbit
Folks up North have a brand new habit.
They eat their dinner and drink their juice.
And leave a little bottle of sauce for Bruce.
Leave a little sauce for the barbeque moose!↻ Chorus