Porky

She looks kind of big and she looks kind of mean.

But the bottom line, she's fat not lean.

Her name is Porky, Por-por-por-por-porky.

She jumps on my bed almost everyday.

And if she jumped right off, she'd bounce to L.A.

Her name is Porky, Por-por-por-por-porky.

If she sat on your roof, she would break right through.

And you would be dead, if she landed on you.

Her name is Porky, Por-por-por-por-porky.

She jumped on top of a Honda Accord.

I'm really glad that the car was insured.

Her name is Porky, Por-por-por-por-porky.

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