Nonsense And Silly Talk

Have you ever seen a snake wear mittens

Or a pair of roller skates on kittens?

Or have you ever seen a chocolate cake fly

Or bats with purple eyes?

Have you ever seen a fish wear sneakers?

Or a flea eat a bag of peaches?

Or have you ever seen a duck play a guitar

Or an elephant driving a car?

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Nonsense and silly talk

Will cheer you up when you feel blue.

But when somebody needs your help,

Silly talk won't do. Uh-uh!

Silly talk won't do.

Have you ever seen a sailboat walking?

Or a lobster wear a pair of stockings?

Or do you wash your milk so you can keep it clean?

Do you brush your teeth with gasoline? No way!

Have you ever seen a shark wear glasses?

Or a sea gull try to kiss molasses?

Or have you ever seen a yoyo eat a hat?

Or a Christmas tree chasing a cat?↻ Chorus