Lick A Frog

One fine day in a tiny little town

People heard a boy named Billy Brown

Telling everyone he was going to the bog

To stick out his tongue and lick a frog.

Everybody laughed and they all agreed.

No way possible. Never will be

Billy Brown said: "If you want to see,

Everybody follow me."↻ Chorus

Step right up. Billy said "Get in line.

I will lick a frog if you give me a dime.

Lots of frogs hopping, he had his pick.

He reached for a big one, slimy and slick.

Holding the frog up, he opened his mouth,

It kind of made you sick when his tongue came out.

Hearing a scream, was it Billy's mom.

The frog jumped down and hopped to the pond.↻ Chorus

People stood around. Was the show all through?

Wasn't a thing anybody could do.

There stood Billy at the edge of the bog

Closely looking at the frog on a log.

The frog said: "Ribet!" and leaped up high,

Licked Billy right between the eyes.

What happened next? It happened so fast.

Everybody heard a splash.