Alfredo Potato
Alfredo Potato is very mixed up.
Picks up a bowl and calls it a cup.
Always goes to bed as the sun comes up.
This potato's one of a kind.
This potato's one of a kind.
Alfredo Potato, wherever he goes,
Wears boots on his head, hats on his toes.
Always says yes when he really means no.
This potato's one of a kind.
Chorus
Mix it all up. Turn it around.
Topsy turvy. Upside down.
Outside in or inside out.
This potato does it so well.
3 Alfredo Potato, figure him out.
Ask him to whisper and he has to SHOUT!
When something feels good, he always says, "Ouch!"
This potato's one of a kind.
This potato's one of a kind.
Alfredo Potato likes to have fun.
Plays in the rain. Stays out of the sun.
Ask him to walk and he has to run.
This potato's one of a kind.↻ Chorus
Alfredo Potato is very confused.
Picks up the comics to find out the news.
When he is busy, he has nothing to do.
This potato's one of a kind.
A little mixed up but I really don't mind.