1. She looks kind of big and she looks kind of mean.
But the bottom line, she’s fat not lean.
Her name is Porky, Por-por-por-por-porky.
2. She jumps on my bed almost everyday.
And if she jumped right off, she’d bounce to L.A.
Her name is Porky, Por-por-por-por-porky.
3. If she sat on your roof, she would break right through.
And you would be dead, if she landed on you.
Her name is Porky, Por-por-por-por-porky.
4. She jumped on top of a Honda Accord.
I’m really glad that the car was insured.
Her name is Porky, Por-por-por-por-porky.
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