Something's weird. Something's strange.
It's something I cannot quite explain.
Missing sock, my missing sock,
I can't find it anywhere.
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Missing sock, missing sock
I don't know what has happened to it.
Missing sock, Whoa! Missing sock
I can't find it anywhere.
1. I looked through every draw in my bedroom.
I couldn't find a matching pair.
I found a lot of socks with holes in the toes
But, my missing sock wasn't there.
Looked under the bed, got down on the floor,
I found a pile of slime and some apple cores.
I found a smelly sneaker and I ran for the door
But, I couldn't find my missing sock. Chorus:
2. I couldn't find it in the kitchen cupboards.
It wasn't with the raisin bran.
I couldn't find it in the electric oven.
It wasn't with the pots and pans.
I looked in the fridge and the freezer too.
I found a lot of food. There were quite a few
Popsicles, pickles and some pizza too.
But I couldn't find my missing sock. Chorus:
3. Where did my sock go? I think I know.
The clothes dryer ate it for lunch.
Or maybe it got tossed in the blender
And my sister drank it as punch.
So many socks, where do they go?
Where's my missing sock? I surely don't know.
If you should happen to find it around,
Please, tell me 'bout my missing sock! Chorus: