Chorus:
Yesterday I gave away my brother.
I didn't tell my father or my mother.
It felt so good to give away my brother.
And I never want to get him back.
1. My brother's nice to everyone else.
But he's never nice to me.
He puts worms on my head and frogs in my bed.
He's painted my glasses, now I can't see. Chorus:
2. My brother treats me like his punching bag
Whenever he gets mad.
He always thinks he knows it all.
Now he's the best enemy I've ever had. Chorus:
3. My brother borrows all my favorite toys
And never wants to give them back.
But when I ask to use something of his,
He always says: "Get lost!" Chorus:
4. My brother's gone now and I'm not sure
That this is how it ought to be.
It's quiet and dull around the house.
Now I kind of miss my brother bothering me.
Last Chorus:
Yesterday I gave away my brother.
I didn't tell my father or my mother.
It felt so good to give away my brother
But, I think I want to get him back.
Yes, I know I want to get him back. Right now!